Serious
An article came out with the astounding statistic that "among surveyed [non-Orthodox] *rabbis* ordained before 2004, only 7% identified as LGBTQ+ [don't forget the + sign. Halevai on all of our bank accounts!!]. The share rises to 15% for those ordained between 2005 and 2014, 29% for the 2015-2024 cohort, and 51% among current students."
Satire
Man: "I would like to become the rabbi of your temple".
Temple board: "Are you married?"
Man: "Yes".
Temple board: "To your husband or wife?"
Man: "Wife".
Temple board: "We are not ready to break that glass ceiling and employ a man married to a woman. Sorry. Get yourself a husband and we'll talk."
Man: "But my brother is gay! My sister is lesbian!! My mother thinks she is a man!!! Doesn't that qualify me??"
Temple board: "So sorry. But we can't get past your marriage to a self identifying and biological woman. It would break with this Temple's tradition to hire you."
Serious
Trying hard not to think too much about why all these homos are so heck-bent on becoming deviant clergymen-women.
I mean - this is America. A gay guy can become secretary of the US treasury, secretary of transportion [not only could they be but actually were/are], Nick Fuentes or anything else. Why do they seek out a position in the clergy?
Weird. Or, maybe it is better to use the word that used to mean weird - QUEER!!!
Mussar Haskel
Let us thank Hashem that we have a Torah and don't make up our own distortion of everything holy as we go along.
