Dear President Queer Gay,
I am sorely disappointed in you. I am sorry I have to say that. As one who attended Harvard both as an undergrad and Harvard Business school, I expect more from this hallowed institution. The moral equivalence you have shown between Israel and the Hamas is appalling. You are black but many Jews are dark skinned, too - especially after suntanning in Miami for 2 weeks!! Can't you judge them by the color of their skin in addition to the content of their character? Jews have undergone enough oppression over history and this is a continuation. You should know that. The Jews were at the forefront of the civil rights movement and thanks to them - you were elected president of Harvard together with your fat salary of nearly a million dollars a year. Far cry from your great great grandparents who were slaves in the cotton fields. No offense. See my words in context and you won't be offended!!
As a result of your abhorrent position, I must regretfully withdraw my $18 chai yearly donation. My 18 bucks will be going elsewhere!!
Sincerely,
Allan Ehrman
Harvard 1994, HBS 1996, senior partner Jew, Jew, Jew and Goy
